Kermit the Frog / Beaker / Statler / Rizzo / Link Hogthrob / The Newsman (voice)
Miss Piggy / Fozzie Bear / Animal / Sam Eagle / Marvin Suggs (voice)
Gonzo / Dr. Bunsen Honeydew / Zoot / Beauregard / Waldorf / Kermit Moopet (voice)
Swedish Chef / Rowlf / Dr. Teeth / Pepe The Prawn / Bobo / Foozie Bear / Whatnot Farmer / Muppet Gary (voice)
Scooter / Janice / Miss Poogy / Wayne (voice)
Sgt. Floyd Pepper / Camilla / Sweetums / 80's Robot / Lew Zealand / Uncle Deadly / Roowlf / Crazy Harry (voice)
Miss Piggy's Receptionist
Fozzie Moopet / Thog / Additional Muppet Performer (voice)
Additional Muppet Performer (voice)
Additional Muppet Performer (voice)
Additional Muppet Performer (voice)
Additional Muppet Performer (voice)
Additional Muppet Performer (voice)
Additional Muppet Performer (voice)
Additional Muppet Performer (voice)
Additional Muppet Performer (voice)
Additional Muppet Performer (voice)
Additional Muppet Performer (voice)
Afghan Hound / Wanda / Additional Muppet Performer (voice)
Additional Muppet Performer (voice)
Additional Muppet Performer (voice)
Additional Muppet Performer (voice)
Additional Muppet Performer (voice)
Additional Muppet Performer (voice)
Additional Muppet Performer (voice)
Additional Muppet Performer (voice)
Additional Muppet Performer (voice)
Additional Muppet Performer (voice)
Additional Muppet Performer (voice)
Additional Muppet Performer (voice)
Additional Muppet Performer (voice)
Additional Muppet Performer (voice)
Additional Muppet Performer (voice)
Additional Muppet Performer (voice)
Scout Troop Leader (uncredited)
Punch Teacher Contestant (uncredited)